Everyone is their own chris angel

I have noticed a growing trend recently in my online community endeavors.   Whether it is facebook, myspace (before I deleted it), or any other situation where people put picture up of themselves where people they dont know can see them, this disturbing trend is gaining steam.  

Im talking about the phenomenon of phantom cute girls (I am sure there is a similar situation while looking at unkown male pictures too, dont lie, I know you girls do it).  

You know what I mean when I say phantom pictures too.  You are meandering around and come across a profile picture of someone you think to yourself might be cute.  So in your attempt to satisfy some weird momentary stalker fixation, you click on the pic, maybe hoping to see more pics of this potential cutie.  What do you discover, this well angled picture has hidden the 68 chins and arm flab that could feed a third world country for a decade.  

First off, I must say well done to these picture takers, I mean, it can not be easy to hide that much of your body.  I mean, damn.  

Secondly, we need to put an end to this.  There are few things are as discouraging to a person as thinking a certain person is cute, then coming to realize they could be a poster child to the Sloth from Goonies look-a-like club.  

We need to help ourselves out by raising awareness and stopping these Phantom Pictures from being let loose on the world.  It is deceiving, and quite frankly, not very considerate.

Don't act like you dont know what I am talking about.  Its just fact.  I dont mean to demean or be mean, and as we learn from Tootie, its the facts of life.  

On a similar topic, if you do not already know, if there is a pic you come across you find intriguing, and it is not a close up of the person, there is a reason for it.  Yes the sunset is beautiful, but thats not why its not a close up...

Just To Get Things Started

I saw this the other day and couldnt stop laughing...

"Its not Rape if you yell "surprise," it is then considered surprise sex"

What the Hell am I doing...

So I had to jump on the wagon and start one of these.  

I know this is going to come as a shock to many of you, but I am a pretty opinionated person.  Most of these opinions stem from sports, general observations that I notice in my daily life, or my frustrations from the growing number of completely idiotic people that i come across everyday of my life.  

Most of what I post will be about sports, but sometimes it wont be.  Sometimes I will bitch, sometimes I will provide insights, sometimes even I will wonder why in the world I am typing what I am.  

I encourage differences of opinions, and I expect you to express them.

Keep in mind I have a warped sense of humor, and I find many things funny that many of you will not.  

Have fun, enjoy, and as the famous Van Wilder says "Dont take Life too seriously, you will never get out alive!"